G-ERTI sits at her hanger, just having landed from a long flight from Finland. Her engines are powering down and tension hangs in the air.
Carolyn: “Don’t be ridiculous, Arthur, I don’t have time for your Wellsian attempts at sparking terror into all our oblivious and feeble hearts!”
Arthur: “No, but Mum, look at those people! It’s definitely exactly like how zombies act with the slow-walky bits and rotting flesh stuff. Eugh.”
Carolyn: “Arthur, enough, now please—”
Douglas: “Carolyn, you know how I hate to be the cloud on your sunshine-filled days, but might I remind you that we did have to land without any ATC clearance whatsoever, seeing as every channel we tried was completely silent.”
Martin: “Well with a piece of G-ERTI falling off every time we open a cupboard, I really don’t think—”
Douglas: “And the strange intermittent static from Stockholm until we cruised over the North Sea? I’m sorry Carolyn, but this is seeming rather suspicious and those scraggling groups of people do look rather…”
Carolyn: “Oh, don’t you dare say it!”
Arthur: “Guys, listen! This is exactly what happens in that one movie with that guy in it who wakes up from a coma and everyone’s already zombies! We absolutely cannot go outside.”
Martin and Carolyn groan.
Carolyn: “Dear heart—”
Douglas: “Uh, Carolyn, I did just pull up the news on my phone.” (shows the crew the screen)
(moments of silence)
Arthur: “Well, since we might be here a while. Shall I put the kettle on?”
Racebent Cabin Pressure! Blame icarusing for this.
I was going for something like Inuit!Martin, Asian!Douglas, African!Carolyn, Hispanic!Herc, and Mixed race!Arthur (African and Indigenous Aussie).
AHHH YOU DID THE THING
so this is pretty old at this point, but i’m finally able to post my piece from the cabin pressure artbook!
I hate you magpierambles.
Inspired by this post.
(And for my new followers who don’t want to see my Naruto fanart; blacklist ‘charuto’. :3)
i’m moving tomorrow so thus this little doodle, in which shikamaru and choji are helping ino move when she goes away for school. inoichi wanted to move her himself but ino was ~*SOOoo*~ embarrassed so she made them do it. shikamaru and her have been arguing the entire car ride up, choji thinks it’s hilarious. shikamaru may or may not have cried on the drive home.
Also anon requested more Alice au
I’m so sorry….
Kakashi, you dork…
Have some AU!Kakasaku.
Feel free to use this and add your own caption (eheh I’m not good at funny?) just be sure to credit me.
Entitled: “Corporate Espionage” because i can’t seem to pull off “Kakashi and Sakura under deep cover together for two different corrupt/rights abusing companies and swapping company secrets/brainstorm ing ideas and how-to bring both down from within” without disolving into drawing everything instead of writing. This is why I never get anything done.
I don’t know. I have a vivid imagination and it’s OUT OF CONTROL BUT I’M TIRED SOB
Ps: Sakura is casting a genjutsu if anyone’s wondering. Headcanon that as long as a ninja has the mannerisms/clothes/speech of the person they’re impersonating even a low level genjutsu could be the best disguise
*inspired by Naruto SD episode 27
ask and ye shall receive
My AU vs your AU
don’t mIND IF I DO
took you long enough.
savagery is a beautiful thing
"Is that you…Kakashi?"
//Idk i have really dumb thoughts when im tired and studying way too much.
Oh I dig this concept….
NOT DONE YET!!!
Darling…you inspire me
//NOW LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE
What have I done?!? What have you done!!!
This isn’t a game anymore!! XD
//I see your doodle, and raise you another
Yes….i am going there..
//doodled this while waiting for class to start
Things just got real demented
watch out x
Bestie Knows Best
so i really suck at design lol BUT RONIN KAKUZU ROAMIN AROUND AFTER BEING CHASED OUT BY CASTLE TAKI’S GUARDS LOOKIN FOR BOUNTIES and for some reason this weird monk keeps following him around!!!!
also its not stupid at all i love historical aus *u*