he sounds like an irritated tumblr blogger like he’s not even trying to make it sound nice he’s just like r u srs house republicans get ur fucking shit together
I thought this was shopped, but it’s legit. (x)
It’s legit, but don’t go. All the crap below it is going to make your head explode with how much nonsense is there. Like, guys, the Affordable Care Act (aka ObamaCara) is a LAW. It was signed into law 3 YEARS ago, and cleared by the Supreme Court as constitutional, so there was no “compromising” to be done.
Republicans are literally bitching about something that was done by the book, cleared on every level, and because they couldn’t have their way, are fucking over thousands and thousands of government employees (because hey, they’re getting paid anyway except one woman who has asked that her pay be withheld). Specifically to throw blame on the president, as if he’s the one who decided on a government shutdown. No, that was strictly House Republicans, by refusing to vote on a budget in favor of this hissy fit.
For people who profess to love the Constitution, the founding fathers, and all they stand for, they show absolutely no respect for the processes set up by that very document and those very people.
this is the perfect time to say this:
What a time to be alive.
i feel like we should have a week or at least a day off from work and school after the breaking bad finale
come on obama
thi s wasnt what i meant
god dammit obama
hey don’t blame President Obama because the GOP are a bunch of fucking idiots who refuse to actually come up with solutions or compromises. they spout bullshit about how Obama refuses to cooperate with them when literally all they ever do is say NO to every single goddamn thing just to be contrary. I know this post is in jest, but if there’s anyone out there who actually thinks the President is the only one to blame, you need to wake the fuck up. There’s a whole lot of idiots who are costing the country dearly and it pisses me off.
Remember when Obama brought them home?
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes.
I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR
Happy Friday, Tumblr. I leave you with this.
Anytime someone questions my support for President Obama I’m just going to pull up my Tumblr and show them this.
This is why I voted for him. He gets it.
i think tumblr wrote obama’s speech
Check out these awesome Obama bumper stickers!
But wait….red white and blue? Doesn’t that look familiar?
BEHOLD! THE DUTCH FLAG! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!? I’M ON TO YOU!
IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP, AMERICA!
But wait! Turn the sticker on its side and what does it look like then?
HOW FAR DOWN DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO, YOU COMMUNIST BASTARD?
DID SOMEONE SAY COMMUNISM?!
FOR IF YOU FLIP THE COLORS AROUND
BEHOLD THE FLAG OF MOTHER RUSSIA!
From presidential daughter to straight up gangster in 0.2 seconds
Like father, like daughter:
can i just tell you how much i love the presidential family like omf
i love how whoever is running obama’s blog actually blogs like we blog
imagine if it was barack the whole time like
and michelle’s like “BARACK DINNER’S ON THE TABLE!!”
and he’s just like “shut up woman i’m blogging”
except that obama wouldn’t be rude to her because he’s a man not a republican.
There once was a man named Barack,
whose reelection came as a shock.
He raised taxes I pay,
and then turned marriage gay.
And now he’s coming after your Glock.
— Stephen Colbert, January 21, 2013.