askfordoodles:

comicstop:

Alfred, y u so sassy?

EDIT: Added more sass. :)

Comic Stop

I really REALLY need an Alfred movie. No Batman plot, just Alfred making tea and being his sassy self.

party-chan:

wouldyouliketoseemymask:

the greatest pissing contest of all time

<3

“you peeked”

This version of The Joker based off of the wonderful Anthony Misiano

pugsandpaintbrushes:

sysol:

JUSTICE LEAGUE

#justice league of fuckin dorks

Fun fact: When this was filmed, the explosion didn’t go off at the right time but was delayed by a second or two, so Heath Ledger’s reaction is completely real.

pan-pizza:

No he won’t

smokeporch:

holybatjunk:

THE TRUEST TRUTH.

Drama-Free

tastefullyoffensive:

[dierythmus]

sirisankh:

Saw this scene in Batman Dark Knight Returns part two. I think they modeled Superman after Stephen Colbert! I feel like my life is complete now. 

Superman wasn’t modeled after Stephen.  Superman IS Stephen.

ohbriened:

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this

all I could think was

kkatkkrap:

seahorsesareheavy:

*gravelly Batman voice* - “If I stay there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Where ever a party needs to be saved, I’m there. Where ever there are masks or if there’s tom foolery in joy, I’m there. But sometimes I’m not because I’m out there in the night staying vigilant, watching, lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping. No I can’t sleep. You sleep, I’m awake. I don’t sleep. I don’t blink. Am I a bird? No, I’m a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman. ”

If you haven’t watched “Community,” your life is incomplete.