#I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR
This is the single greatest thing this fandom has ever produced.
This is fucking transcendental. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT’S ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF CANON POSSIBILITY.
I’m actually surprised that this hasn’t happened.
Dean: “Uh…character flaws for 100”
Gabriel: “This character suffers from crippling issues with his own self-worth due to a lifetime spent religiously obeying his abusive father!”
Dean: “Oh come on…”
Gabriel: “Final answer?”
Dean: “No uh…Dean. Who is Dean? Me. Whatever.”
Gabriel: “Correct! Nnnnnext category!”
Dean: “…C-character flaws for 200.”
Gabriel: “This character used to consider himself the better of two brothers, but after several years of reckless decisions and huge failings that left hundreds perhaps thousands dead he’s since spiraled into a perpetual state of self-hatred and depression!”
Dean: *side-eyes Sam* “C-can I choose another category?”
Dean: “But I—“
Gabriel: “Oh come on this one is EASSSYY! I’ll even give you a hint.”
Dean: “No I—“
Gabriel: “It’s the same brother who got your mom kille—”
Dean: “SAM ALRIGHT? SAM. WHO IS SAM?”
Gabriel: “CCCOOOORREECCTTT! AND DEAN IS BLAZING UP THE LEADER BOARD. NNNNEXT QUESTION!”
*Both Winchesters sink into immense inescapable self loathing*
You’re killing me here, Destiel.
KEEP TRYING DEAN.
CAS EVEN TRIED IN THE END
Real opening credits from Supernatural.
season 5 was the best
you know what font that is?
this fucking show i swear to god
based on this chat post
I’ll give the Destiel Shippers credit. They make the funniest shit.
A+ on the bisexuality explanation
my mom and I were talking in the car and she said that the reason dean is always shoving free food in his face at buffets and stuff is because he learned growing up that when there’s food in front of you you eat it cause you dont know when you’ll get another chance
and sam doesn’t do the same because he never had to worry about food dean always made sure he had it
I’m sorry but why is Dean being such a dumbass in this season?? Got done watching the obnoxious vampire episode… why the HELL is he so stupid. I already take issue with Lisa’s role in the story. It just feels so poorly developed. but that aside… Dean is just so… stupid.
Dean fucking knows about monsters and vampires. They’ve already had to deal with vampires in past episodes. He knew he was turning into a vampire. He knew that it would get increasingly difficult to resist drinking human blood and turning other people into monsters.
when I saw Sam Winchester standing watching Dean at the end of season five, I was sort of like “oh brother, it’s just like Sherlock.” Little did I realize it’s actually like that. Dean gets with a girl in Sam’s absence. Then when Sam comes back, you find out that literally every fuckin’ person knew Sam was alive but Dean. even people who I assumed were dead for years knew.
I really like how everyone but especially Sam wanted to see Dean ‘escape’ the hunter life but then they all immediately proceed to make fun of the ‘banal’ part of his life.
Sam: I wanted you to live a normal life full of ordinary things!
Ten minutes later….
Sam: hahah! golf?? what a DORK. Dean your normal life is pathetic!
you are a terrible brother sometimes, Sam. also I really think season six would have been a great time to bring back “Christo” because I’m not trusting any of these motherfuckers, several of whom are just being introduced now. IDK. I guess when the apocalypse started happening, it just ceased to be practical.
did dean seriously just fucking ditch sam and cas to drive what I can only assume is thousands of miles just to be cryptically weird to a person who hasn’t even been plot-relevant since god knows how many seasons and then fuck off again. dean you didn’t explain jackshit to her. what the hell man.
frankly, I don’t think I’d want to be involved romantically with a guy who fucks off for months at a time and never calls or anything. Dean don’t lie, you don’t picture yourself happy ever. and you know damn well you’re never going to be with any girl or have a nice little family because you’re on the verge of saying ‘yes’ to Michael. You’re not even going to be you, but you show up giving a woman false hopes and clearly don’t trust her enough to tell her what’s really going on.
my aunt and my sister are watching supernatural and my aunt just went “why dont they put salt in a hula hoop and just hula past all the demons”
WHY DONT THEY???
the road so far:
i want everyone to know that every time i talk to my aunt she asks me how many notes this post has
no no no Dean no. don’t throw away the amulet D:
who cares if you can’t find God with it or you agree with Cas that God’s a son of a bitch. that amulet… you didn’t even know what it was until Castiel came along. Even Bobby didn’t know, and he’s the one Sam originally got it from. But… it was never special to you because of what it could or could not do. I’m still confused how it works in the first place since they never bothered to explain it.
DON’T YOU EVEN CARE, DEAN. YOUR LITTLE BROTHER SAM GAVE THAT TO YOU. IT’S YOUR TREASURE ISN’T IT?! HOW CAN YOU THROW IT AWAY LIKE IT’S NOTHING. A GIFT LIKE THAT IS MEANT TO BE KEPT ISN’T IT?! YOU AND YOUR BROTHER SAM. YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BE KIDS AGAIN. YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE A BROTHER IN THE FUTURE TO BE BY YOUR SIDE. DID YOU SERIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT AMULET WAS REALLY THE KEY TO SOLVING EVERYTHING? IT’S NEVER THAT EASY. HAVE YOU GOTTEN SO DESPERATE THAT THE AMULET’S USEFULNESS HAS BECOME MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT IT MEANT TO YOU? WILL YOU JUST THROW AWAY EVERYTHING FROM THE PAST BECAUSE THOSE HAPPY MOMENTS ARE NOW BITTERSWEET? CHERISH IT INSTEAD. IF YOU NEVER HAVE ONE MORE MOMENT OF HAPPINESS, AT LEAST KEEP A MEMENTO OF THE LOVE YOUR BROTHER HAD AND STILL HAS FOR YOU. EVEN IF YOU HAVE NO FAITH IN GOD, HAVE FAITH IN YOUR BROTHER’S LOVE. DAMMIT.