if you read through the rules of the hunt (like you’re supposed to), you come to this section
so you wonder… huh. i wonder if that’s a big fancy office or something. so you type it into google maps.
then you go on street view, and you find out misha’s REAL plan.
ok misha
Translation(x)
OH MY GOD
WHAT
OH GOD, CAP AND BLACK WIDOW THOUGH! Hulk, Thor, and Coulson are actually rather cute, but those two look like they’d cut my throat in my sleep.
and I can’t believe I actually spent the last half minute trying to translate it.
Dr. Peter Herring displays a black dragonfish,
a deep-sea fish found at a depth of about 1,000 meters.
Scientists believe it might use its luminous cheek patches
to communicate. -By Craig T. Kojima, Star-BulletinNo, NO. That is a chestburster. Motherfucker’s holding a fucking chestburster.
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Xenomorphs are real.
No please
Put it back
Oh my god.
It really is a Xenomorph.
oh my GOD DLSKJFLSDJLFDKSJL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NO
NO
NO
YOU PUT THAT THING DOWN IN THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN WHERE IT BELONGS
I GUESS I WAS RIGHT THE DEEP SEA IS SECRETLY THE PORTAL TO HELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
A new Furby set for release fall 2012.
So this is how the world will end.
oh god
the demons are back with a vengance
GOOD LORD. Here I thought the original ones were bad. Looks like Lucifer decided to send some hell spawn our way.
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL
SUMMONING IT’S SPAWN AND SHIT
SATAN
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY…
WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED
IS SOMETHING COMING OUT OF IT?
HOLY SHIT I SAW A HEAD! AND A SPINE!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!
I actually want to microwave an old cell phone now!!! 8D
Come on who’s with me, you know you want to try it ;)
THERES A FUCKING HEAD, IT’S BITING THE AIR FUCKING RUNNNNNNNN
okay someone make that shit tame I’m keeping it to guard my house with
GETTHESALTGETTHESALT.
HOLY FUCK GET THE HOLY WATER
IT’S SATAN.
GUYS
I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
gardening is fun and games until ＳＯＭＥＯＮＥ ＳＵＭＭＯＮＳ ＳＡＴＡＮ
NOPE.
I told my mentor to show this to his children
he didn’t
Why have these puppets been cropping up again? Christ. They could practically be antagonists in Supernatural for all their creepiness. Get the motherfucking salt.
