everybody hates it
but if john had just stood there while sherlock was laughing, john just stood there and watched as sherlock explained yes of course he pushed the off switch of course he called the police and as he goes on about “you said such sweet things i never knew you cared” (you major dickwad he watched you fall from a building and his voice choked in that phone call that he had no reason to believe was fake and he BEGGED YOU NOT TO BE DEAD OF COURSE HE CARES AND YOU KNOW THAT)
if john had stood, watched sherlock for a moment, and after he understood he just walked out, if he’d stayed stone-faced the whole time, if he’d left the compartment and refused to respond to that deception and now sherlock maybe falters a bit, says “john — ” and tries to grab his arm but john shoves him off and leaves the tube compartment and sherlock is standing there, alone in a silent car with the fluorescent lights flickering and outside, and the underground gets darker as the light from john’s flashlight gets smaller as john leaves him this time and maybe, then, maybe he’d finally get it, maybe
that’s all they had to do
"Mycroft! Help us to take a picture together with our lovely heroes!"
There’s two kinds of people.
I’m not sure Sherlock is looking forward to his return as much as we are.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
There’s… something about Mary…
Everyone’s worried about Mary affecting the show or Johnlock ship, and all I’m thinking is: Aww yiss. Threesomes.
Side note- If you are one of the few who think threatening an actress is AT ALL acceptable behavior: Unfollow me. Do it. Here it is.
This is how I imagine Sherlock returning to John.
I will sell my liver and both my kidneys if one of these scenarios actually happen in the show.
I did the third thing myself when I was about 10 (I guess).
Though I didn’t hide in a trolley table but under one of these low dining tables with a hole in the middle for a clay pot.
Oh, how they were surprised!
ANDERSON IN A SHERLOCK FANCLUB (maybe…secretly).
and apparently a Supernatural fan…
lestrade knows what’s up
PSYCHS A GOOD SHOW PLEASE WATCH IT
omfg it’s Psychlock! adorable! :D
Watson support group!
WastonBBC: I shoulda stayed with the bloke y’know.
Watson2009: How long did it take before he came back?
WatsonGranada: Boys…he’ll turn up soon, a little patience…