stephen colbert is the lord of the lord of the rings
okay maybe i got a little carried away :P
have Gandalf!Kakashi, Eowyn+Gimli!Sakura, Legolas!Sasuke and Aragorn!Naruto. Naruto is Aragorn, rather than Frodo because of the whole “destined child” thing, and him being a Hokage’s son kinda fits in more with Aragorns story hehe. Their clothing is a mix of what they wear in the films and the colour cover drawn by Kishi :P
silver Ulmo , little Glorfindel and Melkor
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
"Happy Mother’s Day :D " x 9
YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.
I was there,Gandalf…
”-Isildur, we need to destroy it!
-You gonna drag this shit on the top of the mountain?
I was there the day the strength of Men failed…
Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass. And then you see it…White shores, and beyond. A far green country under a swift sunrise.
Rest in peace Blanco, who played Shadowfax in Lord of the Rings ♥ 1989 - 2014
Please help donate to Blanco’s medical expenses here.
Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
"and in the third were Legolas and Gimli, who had now become fast friends."