YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
one bitchface to rule them all
aragorn judging you since 2001
YASSSSSSS STEPHEN! SLAY THEM!
I will forever love the fact that Stephen actually got it wrong here, in quite possibly his only LoTR slip-up ever. He later said in an interview on Conan O’Brien’s show that he made an “obvious mistake.” The Balrogs did not follow Melkor to Thangorodrim, they followed him to Utumno and then later to his fortress of Angbad that was guarded by the three mountains of Thangorodrim.
One of his fans in the audience called him out on it, and he said it was the ‘most humiliating day of his life.’ but still, the fact that he was able to instantly recognize it as a picture of a Balrog from a 1977 calendar is pretty damn impressive.
Brodo Swaggins & the Fellowship of the Bling
I tried to scroll past but I just couldn’t
In the spring of 1484 a message came from Rohan to Buckland that King Eomer wished to see Master Holdwine once again. Meriadoc was then old (102) but still hale.
He took counsel with his friend the Thain, and soon after they handed over their goods and offices to their sons and rode away over the Sarn Ford, and they were not seen again in the Shire. It was heard after that Master Meriadoc came to Edoras and was with King Eomer before He died in that autumn. Then he and Thain Peregrin went to Gondor and passed what short years were left to them in that realm, until they died and were laid in Rath Dinen among the great of Gondor.
In 1541 On March 1st came at last the Passing of King Elessar. It is said that the beds of Meridadoc and Peregrin were set beside the bed of the great king.