i still cant get over how valve made a “valve cant count to 3” joke in their own video
Some things will never change…
…like the fact that Erik likes to fondle balls…
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So, I cosplayed as Orochimaru, my friend was Tsunade, my other friend was Jiraiya, and my other friend was Agent Coulson.
We decided to stop at Meijer for some goodies, and were roaming the produce section when I heard the words ‘sannin’. I looked over, and this guy was geeking out to his coworkers, who had no idea what he was so excited about.
"You don’t understand! You don’t understand! It’s the three sannin! It’s all of them! Here! You don’t understand how awesome this is! I can’t believe it! It’s the three sanin! You don’t understand!" Were some of the things he kept saying.
I grinned and went over there, and he was so happy, and I asked a friend to take a picture of me next to him, and then he had a friend take his picture with all of us.
Now look at his face. THAT FACE. He was so happy. That is the face of ultimate happiness right there, and it made my day.
My catholic father literally just said “No, wait, but wasn’t there that story where Jesus and Buddha met? And they lived together for some time? Wasn’t that a thing?”
"And they went on a rollercoaster?"
"That was an anime, Dad."
My catholic-raised father just confused Saint Young Men with the Bible.
Today I was on a walk in the countryside when all of a sudden I spotted something familiar in the distance…
As I began to get closer and closer it was getting bigger and bigger..
AND THEN I WAS STOOD IN FRONT OF A MASSIVE DALEK MADE OUT OF STRAW AND METAL IN THIS RANDOM FIELD I WAS EXPLORING
WELCOME TO FUCKING BRITAIN EVERYONE!
"The galaxy depends on your funky moves."
my sides still hurt from laughing
but what if cyclops can wear contacts but just chooses to wear the glasses for easy access to his powers, but one day he wears the contacts under his glasses and just casually takes his shades off in the middle of a meeting with the xmen as a prank to see if they would notice, and they do, because everyone jumps and freaks the fuck out and he just bends over laughing because logan’s claws impaled his beer and he looks about ready to piss himself
So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes
Clark Gregg not over it