Beautiful and intriguing RDJ Sherlock Holmes AU by the incomparable Suzuki Tsuta.
Not sure what’s happening here, but someone PLEASE write this fic!
#is Watson helping? #or did he just win the duel?
Holy mother of god.
I don’t know, I just find that scene in the movie hilarious
I work at UPS. This came down my conveyor belt this morning.
I’m trying to decide if the above is worse than the fact that Sherlock Bones is also the name of a manga where Sherlock Holmes gets reincarnated into the body of a dog that can use telepathy with a boy he thinks is the reincarnation of Watson.
You know what really tickles me??
In The Devils Foot Holmes basically says ‘I don’t fall in love but if I were hypothetically to love someone and they were killed then hypothetically I’d probably kill their murderer’ and then
AND THEN when Watson is shot by Winters in Three Garridebs Holmes literally fucking tells Winters in the presence of Watson that ‘If you had killed Watson, you would have not got out of this room alive.’
I’ve seen Elementary fans claiming their Sherlock is better than Sherlock’s because ours is an asshole and theirs is ‘sympathetic’ and ‘kind’.
I have nothing against Elementary, but may I just remind you - Sherlock is an asshole, because Sherlock is canonically an asshole. He was described as being cold, dispassionate and arrogant - not kind.
From 'The Adventure of the Three Garridebs', when Watson is shot: “For the first time, I had a glimpse of a great heart as well as a great brain.”
From 'The Adventure of the Six Napoleons', when Lestrade pays Holmes a sincere and heartfelt compliment : “And as he turned away, it seemed he was more nearly moved by the softer human emotions than I had ever seen him.”
From 'The Problem of Thor Bridge', when a rich client explains how he tried to seduce his children’s governess: “this young lady was in a sense under your protection…you have tried to ruin a defenseless girl who was under your roof. Some of you rich men have to be taught that all the world cannot be bribed into condoning your offenses.”
From 'The Adventure of the Veiled Lodger', after hearing the tragic story of a woman whose face was mauled by a lion; “Then Holmes stretched out his long arm and patted her hand with such a show of sympathy as I had seldom known him to exhibit, ‘Poor girl!’ he said, ‘Poor girl! The ways of fate are indeed hard to understand. If there is not some compensation hereafter, then the world is a cruel jest’ “
From ‘The Adventure of the Speckled Band’, when speaking with a client whose father is physically abusive: “Five little livid spots, the marks of four fingers and a thumb, were printed upon the white wrist. ‘You have been cruelly used,’ said Holmes.”
Also, in "The Adventure of Abbey Grange," he helps a young man escape, who intervened to prevent an alcoholic aristocrat from beating his wife.
In "The Adventure of the Second Stain", Holmes goes out of his way to shield Lady Hilda from her husband’s anger, even though the husband was Holmes’ client.
In "The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle" he lets a pathetic petty criminal go free because he doesn’t think making him a ‘jailbird’ will help.
There are many other instances of Holmes showing kindness, empathy and even breaking the law to help people gain justice.
Other phrases and words Watson uses to describe Holmes at various times:
"without a harshness, which was foreign to his nature."
"he had a remarkable gentleness and courtesy in his dealings with women."
Holmes may have displayed a certain impatience for social affectation, but he maintains a strong moral compass and asserts this fact several times, in various situations, towards various people.
This idea that Holmes is a “sociopathic” asshole is quite a contemporary reading and, might I add, a lazy one that’s as ignorant of mental illness as it is offensive to those of us who’re tired of white men getting to stomp all over people in the name of ‘genius’ and ‘anti-hero’ status. BBC Sherlock’s reading of Holmes is one that’s built on popular cultural tropes, and succeeds because of it. ‘Elementary’ reads Holmes with a fuller attention to the complexities of his character.
Anytime someone says ‘well Holmes is an asshole’ as a conclusive fact, I know that your canon knowledge is either limited or deliberately misinterpreted.
Do some re-reading.
Sherlock style Robert Downey Jr…yes please! No seriously is this third movie ever going to happen soon?!
The lady is a straight-up badass.
A guy comes into her train car and tries to kill her and her husband on their honeymoon?
She grabs a gun and gets the situation under control, because Mary Watson will not take your shit.
Gets tossed out of a moving train into a river?
Snarks about the guy who did it instead of panicking.
Walks into a room with a naked man?
Keeps calm and carries on like a boss.
She deciphered Moriarty’s little red book and took his ass down, laughing at the inspectors that couldn’t keep up with her.
To sum up-
Mary Watson: kicking ass, taking names, and being more badass than you since 1891.
yes, Ritchie!Mary is hardcore!!
Retirement RDJ!Holmes and JL!Watson
i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and
i am so using this
and you should too
let’s bring it back
IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND A GOOD RESPONSE AND I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS HELL YEAH HELL YEAH
Things that need to happen → The Hound of the D’Urbervilles mini-series
Some scorn opera as unrealistic. Large licentious ladies, posturing villains, concealed weapons, loud noises, suicides, thefts, betrayals, elongated ululations, explosions, goblets of poison and the curtain falling on a pile of corpses. Well, throw in a bag of tigers, and that’s my life.