tacoface:

astroize:

HAS ANYONE MADE A SPN HELL’S KITCHEN AU

WHERE LUCIFER RUNS HELL’S KITCHEN and instead of the blue and red team it’s actually angels vs. demons

and when they merge to form the black team it’s actually called THE APOCOLYPSE

and each episode focuses on a different sort of monster (so in the kitsune episode they have to prepare the brain, in the werewolf episode they have to cook hearts, etc.)

AND THEN THE SPECIAL GUEST EPISODE WHERE THEY TEACH SOMEONE TO COOK are the leviathans but the leviathans can’t wash their hands so it doesn’t work out

and they get voted off in the order in which they died in the regular SPN verse so cas keeps getting voted off but then HE KEEPS COMING BACK

and eventually it gets down to him and meg

and Crowley is Jean-Philippe

WRITERS OUT THERE: PLEASE MAKE THIS OH GOD IT WOULD BE THE BEST

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD SOMEONE DO THIS.