TDS | 2014.04.10 The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
"The exciting news today is, I no longer need a cable subscription for the privilege of watching Stephen Colbert."

The Daily Show | April 10th 2014


People who actually think Jon is jealous of Stephen:


You fucking ignorant person

Jon couldn’t be happier for Stephen

Congratulations, you know nothing about him/them



I’m sorry.

Do NOT apologize for this fffff <3

The Daily Show | March 6th 2014 [x]


Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it


TDS 2005-06-23 — Popping A Big Tent [x]


this is a perfect representation of nerds because both RDJ and Jon Favreau said he inspired the MCU Tony, not the comics Tony.

I’ve brought this up before but I’m just so disappointed that The Daily Show didn’t fact check that.


TDS Verizon iPhone Announcement 2011-01-11 (x)


Totally got stickers to deck my MacBook out with. Now the difficult decision of placement.

omfg where&#8217;d you find Jon/Stephen stickers?!


Totally got stickers to deck my MacBook out with. Now the difficult decision of placement.

omfg where’d you find Jon/Stephen stickers?!






Vocally political and liberal Steve Rogers

Fox News has no idea how to handle it because he’s Captain America and he’s literally from the 40’s like how do that handle that

He refuses to go on half of the news shows because they lie

Mostly ends up on the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, and the Young Turks

Starts charities that focus on kids and the poor

Donations to veterans charities go through the roof

Treatment for PTSD in veterans suddenly gets addressed after he admits to being diagnosised with it

He accidentally becomes the public face for the new generation of politically savvy people

They make of shirts like WWCD “what would Cap do?”

Tony is thrilled and proud and hires of team of lawyers exclusively to handle the news stations screaming about Steve

Fox news gets slapped with so many libel fines and law suits

Going on a show and regretting it the moment an offensive question or comment comes up and decides he’s completely done and just tears the interviewer a new one.  It goes viral.  

The public face thing is just the start.  It starts this whole new wave of people that shut down offensive shit during interviews and holding their own.

There is a short time period once he turns 35 where there is a rally cry of “Captain America for President” that he gracefully turns down.

Politicians start courting him, trying to get him to publicly state that they support him because his influence is just so massive, and they keep getting shut down hard

Talks about growing up in the depression when people bring up financial issues - says things like “With all due respect, ma’am, what others may remember as being over 80 years ago was less then 5 ago to me. Things were supposed to get better. Those issues we thought we fixed were supposed to go away - we were supposed to work to a future where it was gone - and instead it seems to be worse then ever.”

And of course he’s a raging feminist and is absolutely appalled when Natasha tells him about rape statistics