The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.
I tried to scroll past this…I really tried.
cast of the Academy Award winning Lord of the Rings trilogy
This will forever be the best picture to ever come from a movie cast.
MRS. HUDSON, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I’M GROWING MORE ALARMED
WOULD I LIE TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING AS IMPORTANT AS THIS FREDDIE MERCURY LEATHER DADDY MERMAN CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
THE FUCKING PRODUCT NAME THOUGH.
"December Diamonds Butch Leather Merman Ornament- Long, Lean, Muscular Body. You may want Him to Dominate You!!!"
fucking threesome lory
i want it so bad, you know they’d treat her so good
gobble her puss and her butthole u FEEL ME
both got their beards oh shit
WHAT IS HAPPENING. DID MY POST INADVERTENTLY CREATE AN OT3
EVEN THOUGH I’VE SECRETLY BEEN SHIPPING “Scotland Yarders” SINCE AGES AGO
Great Sherlockian Christmas present or GREATEST Sherlockian Christmas present?
this is the craziest fucking thing I have ever seen
LOKI’D: THE RETURN OF STEVE IS FINALLY ON VIMEO!!!
Thank you Hiddleston-Daily for posting this! :)
THAT WAS SO MUCH DARKER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE
what the fuck is going on in this movie
I INTERRUPT YOUR DASH WITH THIS IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Christopher Eccleston ships McSpirk, I repeat, Christopher Eccleston ships McSpirk!
i just said “HOLY SHIT” out loud
This is from a conversation I had after seeing Thor 2 last night. Didn’t hate it, but wasn’t so big on it, and was particularly underwhelmed with a lot of the writing, but this lil’ bit of our conversation pertains to a favorite subject of mine: shitty villain treatment. Christopher Eccleston’s presence devolved to him glaring and saying the occasional “rarrgh”. Not cool, man.
3:08:20 AM Vasquez Jhonen: I would never hire Christopher Eccleston just to cake him in goo and have him not say ANYTHING cool.
3:08:24 AM Vasquez Jhonen: That’s bullshit writing.
3:08:29 AM Vasquez Jhonen: You give people things to actually DO.
3:08:31 AM Vasquez Jhonen: ACT!
3:09:20 AM Vasquez Jhonen: He said more memorable stuff in two minutes of doctor who than the entirety of that movie.
3:09:25 AM Vasquez Jhonen: and it’s not just because he’s not the focus.
3:09:28 AM Vasquez Jhonen: He’s your villain!
3:09:34 AM Vasquez Jhonen: He’s why the movie is happening at all!
3:09:45 AM Vasquez Jhonen: Yes he wants revenge, but I’m not cool with that being enough!
3:09:47 AM Vasquez Jhonen: RARARRARARAGH!
3:09:54 AM Vasquez Jhonen: I’m okay now.
3:10:51 AM Tyler Hutchison: I was ok with him just being a big bad
3:11:22 AM Vasquez Jhonen: he’s too cool to just be okay.
3:11:46 AM Vasquez Jhonen: play off more than just bad. Play off tragedy!
3:11:55 AM Vasquez Jhonen: Everywhere he looks is a place that used to be his!
3:12:24 AM Vasquez Jhonen: Have him look at a toilet and say “That was where my throne was…”
3:12:40 AM Vasquez Jhonen: tears in his eyes…and then a janitor shoves him aside and poops in it.
3:12:50 AM Vasquez Jhonen: while dramatic music blares.
3:13:34 AM Vasquez Jhonen: maybe he yells over the music at the janitor and says “WHERE YOU ARE POOPING IS WHERE MY THRONE USED TO-“
3:13:39 AM Tyler Hutchison: :(
3:13:44 AM Vasquez Jhonen: and the janitor just farts so loud that it just shuts EVERYTHING up.
3:13:57 AM Vasquez Jhonen: And it just holds on Malekith’s stunned face for like a minute, a full, silent minute.
3:14:15 AM Tyler Hutchison: and then he gags a little
3:14:19 AM Vasquez Jhonen: yeah!
3:14:20 AM Tyler Hutchison: and runs out of the room
3:14:24 AM Vasquez Jhonen: It just cuts right as he’s gagging.
3:14:27 AM Vasquez Jhonen: oh man..
3:14:38 AM Vasquez Jhonen: see. that enough is like WELL YEAH, of course he’d want revenge.