Bat pancakes bat pancakes bat pancakes.

Bat pancakes bat pancakes bat pancakes.

jacobtheloofah:

9gag:

I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.

are you a wizard

jacobtheloofah:

9gag:

I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.

are you a wizard

fattributes:

pork roll, egg, and cheese

what-my-dreams-are-made-of:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

i was talking to my boyfriend

and i was trying to describe a type of marine animal

but i couldn’t think of it’s name 

so i said ‘sea pancake’ 

manta ray.

manta ray is the word i was looking for.

image

gnostic-forest:

claireruns:

My life. I love it when he stops talking and he like purses his lips and is all like “don’t question me, I know my shit”.

Me all the time

kkatkkrap:

neil-gaiman:

alexzalben:

Matt Smith and Neil Gaiman having breakfast. Not pictured: John Hodgman. This has been a weird morning.

It was weird for you? Listen, someone took a photograph of me having breakfast and I did not know.

SCREAMING.

kkatkkrap:

neil-gaiman:

alexzalben:

Matt Smith and Neil Gaiman having breakfast. Not pictured: John Hodgman. This has been a weird morning.

It was weird for you? Listen, someone took a photograph of me having breakfast and I did not know.

SCREAMING.

scificity:

eggs-terminate, breakfast I made this morninghttp://scificity.tumblr.com

scificity:

eggs-terminate, breakfast I made this morning
http://scificity.tumblr.com

in-my-mouth:

Eggs Benedict