i was talking to my boyfriend
and i was trying to describe a type of marine animal
but i couldn’t think of it’s name
so i said ‘sea pancake’
manta ray is the word i was looking for.
My life. I love it when he stops talking and he like purses his lips and is all like “don’t question me, I know my shit”.
Me all the time
Matt Smith and Neil Gaiman having breakfast. Not pictured: John Hodgman. This has been a weird morning.
It was weird for you? Listen, someone took a photograph of me having breakfast and I did not know.