I was lurking on Sai-chan’s blog again, saw the first post and was like d’awwww they are such a cute couple! … and then I scrolled down and lost my shit. I feel like this is basically tumblr in a nutshell.
i bought 46 doughnuts at the store today
If each pack has 12 doughnuts, wouldn’t it be 48 doughnuts??
i have 3 packs of 12 and 1 pack of 10 because they were all out of 12’s i know how to count my doughnuts son
I am moving to New Zealand and opening a donut shop called Second Breakfast where all the donuts are named after stuff from the book.
The Eye of Sauron: Raspberry filled glazed with orange frosting.
The One Ring: Raised Round Glazed
Mordor: That devils food one that no one likes and is always there.
Radagast: Frosted cake donut with shredded coconut
A baker’s dozen would be called a Fellowship.
”Hi I’d like a fellowship of donuts please. Let’s start with 2 One Rings, a Radagast, and 3 Morias.”
Donut holes could be Hobbits.
Day-olds should be called Gollums
Oh god, I thought this was the Phantom’s mask.
Can the Phantom please have a donut mask from now on?
And then when he kidnaps Christine and she wakes up, she can eat his mask because she’s hungry because he didn’t let her have dinner with Raoul, and then Eric has to get a whole different donut mask because Christine ate the first one.
And then when he comes in at the end of Masquerade, he’s wearing a whole cake on his face.
The PHAAANNNNTOM OF THE BAKERY IS THERRREEEEEE.
INSIDE YOUR PIESSSSSS.
IN SLEEP HE BAKED FOR ME
IN DREAMS SOUFLE’D
DESSERT WHICH CALLS TO ME
AND GIVES ME CAKE
AND DO I EAT AGAIN?
FOR NOW I FIND
THE PHANTOM OF THE BAKERY IS THERE
INSIDE MY PIES
FATHER ONCE SPOKE OF A BAKER
I USED TO DREAM HE’D APPEAR
NOW AS I SING I CAN SMELL HIM
AND I KNOWWWW HEEEE’S HERREEEEEEEE
TWISTED EVERY WAY
WHAT PRETZELS CAN I TASTE?
AM I TO WISK MY EGGS
TO WIN THE CHANCE TO BASTE?
CAN I BETRAY THE MAN WHO ONCE INSPIRED MY BREAD?
DO I BECOME HIS CAKE? CAN I HAVE CREPES INSTEAD?
HE STIRS WITHOUT A THOUGHT
HE FLAMBÉES ALL THAT’S GOOD
I KNOW I CAN’T REFUSE
AND YET I WISH I COULD
OH GOD IF I AGREE WHAT CONFECTIONS WAIT FOR ME
IN THIS, THE PHANTOM’S BAKERY?
THINK OF BREAD
THINK OF BREAD FONDLY
WHEN WE’VE SAID GOODBYE
REMEMBER CAKE ONCE IN A WHILE
PLEASE PROMISE ME YOU’LL TRY
THEN YOU’LL FIND THAT ONCE AGAIN YOU LONG
TO TAKE YOUR PIE BACK AND BE FREE
IF YOU EVER FIND A COOKIE
SPARE ONE BITE FOR ME
ALL I ASK IS EVERY BITE OF COOKIE
SAY THE WORD AND I WILL BAKE FOR YOU
SHARE EACH SNACK WITH ME, EACH PIE, EACH CUPCAKE
ANYTHING YOU EAT, LET ME EAT TOO
LOVE BREAD, THAT’S ALL I ASK OF YOU
WHAT RAGING FIRE SHALL BURN THE BUNS?
WHAT RICH DARK CHOCOLATES ICE THIS CAKE?
WHAT SWEET CONFECTIONS LIE BEFORE US?
PAST THE POINT OF NO CUPCAKES
THE FINAL FLAMBE
WHAT WARM UNSPOKEN PASTRIES WILL WE MAKE?
BEYOND THE POINT OF NO CUPCAKES
YOU ALONE CAN MAKE THESE DONUTS RIGHT
HELP ME BAKE THE CUPCAKES OF THE NIGHT
Everything about this post is PERFECT.
I doodle really stupid things in the livestream and then when I think people aren’t paying attention to what I’m doing in Photoshop I just start drawing the saddest little shits I can think of
Share donuts to Chopper.
I appreciate that feriowind really started OPvengers after I suggested her some days before>< Really love and expect this series because one piece is my best favorite manga in the world.
OMG CUTE!!! IS THIS GONNA BE A THING?!?! IS IT??!!? MORE OPVENGERS!!!!
THIS IS A THING NOW?! AWW YISS.
More proof that I’m a nerd with problems.
- That awkward moment when you find yourself having feels over the chocolate and powdered mini doughnuts in the grocery store. Oh god, Coulson!! I nearly wept. I’M HAVING FEELS OVER DOUGHNUTS. FUCK.
- You hear Shawn Spencer’s voice in your head when you look at the pineapple stand and giggle to yourself like a crazy person
- You spend several looong minutes standing in the shampoo aisle because you’re obsessed with finding a particular brand because you SWEAR it has a logo which is pretty much identical to the zoroastrian sigil of the daevas from Supernatural and you’re annoyed that you didn’t take a picture of it the first time you found it
- While we were deciding what kind of ice cream to get, I passed by the Blue Bunny ice cream, froze in my tracks and said out loud, “Oh my god… IT’S BLUEBELL. MOM, IT’S BLUEBELL. GAH! mind has been blown.”
- You find yourself complaining out loud because the Captain America: The First Avenger fruit snacks feature Captain America AND Thor. Thor doesn’t make sense, I mean he wasn’t even in that movie! These are specifically CAPTAIN AMERICA snacks, not The Avengers snacks, which should exist btw. Even if they were, they’ve gone and left out the other four avengers! You can say Avengers Assemble when there’s only two! Where’s Iron Man and Hulk and Hawkeye and Black Widow!!
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when you see it, you will reblog.
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^^ true
Lmao oh gosh!! -_-
*dies*
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