carryonmywaywardassbutt:

hey look it’s america’s sweetheart, satan

When he wears glasses it’s just so cute

I’m trying out the hipster look. 
It’s cool… but also not.

Abed’s Happy Community College Show is filmed before a live studio audience inside of my head

fuckyeahstevejonandstephen:

Young Stephen Colbert spam for Anon

The glasses somehow make Croc seem like a crazy-ass teacher or something.  If you fail to pass his class, you get impaled and dumped in quicksand.

lacigreen:

vanillacherries:

i-am-god-like:

how did he know?

i just wanted to belong

shame………………………………..

“Ugh, why did I put in my contacts and then put on my glasses? I can’t read this post at all … Okay, that’s bett-WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

Cheers, fellow sluts

Sticks and stones.

what the fuck, you sluts didn’t invite me to the party?

I accept.

And proud.

fuck u got me

it’s the truth guys idk what the fuck i’m reading

The men of tumblr > everywhere else. 

The men of tumblr.

I want to date them all.

BABES.

As David Seton Barnes, Soapdish (1991).

doctorwho:

The ‘Shut Up And Take My Money’ Doctor Who Link of The Day: Dalek Tumbler Set

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Cost: $59.99 on sale for $39.99 at ThinkGeek!

SCREEEEEEEECH

hnnngh