it’s 2013 and there’s no delivery service for ice cream and ice lollies?
fuck this earth
what the fuck is an ice lollie
those are fucking popsicles
NOT IN ENGLAND THEY FUCKIN AINT
{{Wait-you guys don’t have ice cream trucks?}}
you’re the only one who understand me…
Vlad x Sundae will be my legacy…..
Bonus MiniFic by Kelsey:
“s-sundae, no, this is wrong” vlad was quite distraught but sundae just looked at him, its cherry glistening. vlad knew he would give in. he always did. ice cream dripped seductively from the edge of sundae’s bowl…
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
I remember these fucking things
GUYS TRY THIS GUYS YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE
OH MY GOD CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS GELATO THO?
NOT ONLY IS IT ALL NATURAL AND DELICIOUS, OH NO. IT IS FUCKING CARAMEL FLAVORED.
WHAT’S THAT? YOU WANT FUCKING CHOCOLATE?
SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER! YOU START DIGGING AROUND IN THIS FUCKING TUB OF WONDER, RIGHT? AND THERE’S SMOOTH, DELICIOUS CARAMEL GELATO, AND THEN, JUST WHEN YOU’RE SATISFIED AND CONTENT, THERE’S A LITTLE BROWN FLECK IN THE SURFACE OF YOUR GELATO.
IT’S A FUCKING CHOCOLATE COVERED SALTED CARAMEL. YOU REALIZE THERE ARE DOZENS OF THESE TINY GEMS SPRINKLED IN YOUR GELATO. YOU SCREECH, EAT THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IN ONE SITTING, THEN GO OUT AND BUY ANOTHER FUCKING TUB BECAUSE THIS GELATO IS NOW THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD THAT MATTERS.
THIS FUCKING GELATO. AAAAAAAAAAAAH.
MY VANILLA ICE IS TOPPED WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES
MY FUCKING FAVORITE
A GAME OF CONES
^ GAME OF CONES……………..
