JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HAVE HOT TEA IN MY HANDS!
I LOVE WHEN THIS RETURNS TO MY DASH
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL
SUMMONING IT’S SPAWN AND SHIT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY…
WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED
IS SOMETHING COMING OUT OF IT?
HOLY SHIT I SAW A HEAD! AND A SPINE!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!
I actually want to microwave an old cell phone now!!! 8D
Come on who’s with me, you know you want to try it ;)
THERES A FUCKING HEAD, IT’S BITING THE AIR FUCKING RUNNNNNNNN
okay someone make that shit tame I’m keeping it to guard my house with
HOLY FUCK GET THE HOLY WATER