19callalilies:

Series 8:

COME THE FUCK ALONG YOU STUPID FUCKING DONKEY

THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON’S WELLINGTONS WON’T COOK THEMSELVES

*SPITS OUT WATER*

asklucci:

I can dance fairly well.

Fullsize

*SPITS WATER EVERYWHERE*

briannacherrygarcia:

read-your-heart-out:

wewillnotgoquietly:

elizabethmarten:

surely I’m not the only one that noticed the resemblance??

JESUS CHRIST.

ejanvioneaokn;ebsfen “Thooooorbeeeeeert!”

MY GOD.

ASKDF;JSDKLF FUCK

askcaptaintashigi:

i just found this in my “things i shouldn’t have made” folder

why

marielikestodraw:

mmmcoconut:

stfuconservatives:

john-egbert-watson:

unable-to-can:

Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes.

I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR

Happy Friday, Tumblr. I leave you with this.

I’m done.

furanky:

HEY HEY HEY HEY

MY SASSY IDIOT IS BACK

IMMA CELEBRATE TO THIS BRB

marielikestodraw:

afterelton:

latenightjimmy:

“In walked the butler.” Oh, who could that be, I wonder. That’s basically racist.”

John Oliver has read “Daily Show” slash fiction, and he has some constructive criticism.

Somebody let Jon Oliver be included!

oh GOD. I have to say, he’s actually… kind and insisting on not saying it’s bad.
But again, I wish people would be told about the difference between RPF slash and fiction slash and not associate it with porn immediately -__- You know, the usual stuff.
Quick, someone tells him because he seems open minded enough…

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.  I CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW.  I’M DYING.  I KNEW TDS/TCR FIC EXISTED BUT THIS IS THE FIRST I’VE SEEN A CORRESPONDENT TALK ABOUT IT. 

/SLAIN

scorpioninthesink:

morelenmir:

You know that sword Frodo pulls out of Bilbo’s chest in the beginning of the movie?

It’s one of Fili’s.

YOU SHOULD SPECIFY THAT YOU MEAN ‘TREASURE CHEST’ OR ‘STORAGE CHEST’ AND NOT ‘RIBCAGE’
BECAUSE IT’S 2 AM AND I JUST DID THE WORST DOUBLETAKE
ALSO NO

^ funnily enough it’s 2 PM for me and I made the same mistake

bathsabbath:

Has everyone seen this incredible piece of amazing? This woman is my hero and I want to retire at age 25 and just attempt to make these for the rest of my damn life. 

Maddie Chambers completed this insane work of art, which was acquired by Fortinbras Proudfoot Esq., a children’s literacy foundation, and it’s now touring libraries across Australia!

youknowyourebritishwhen:

madifee:

I DONT THINK YOU KNOW HOW HARD I AM LAGUHIGN

queerpong:

what were dora’s bedtime wishes

ravenskyewalker:

tardiscrash:

tardiscrash:

Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.

I’ve reached acceptance that this will always be on my dash for the rest of my tumblr life.

I kinda just want to see it hit 10k now.

Let me help you a tiny bit toward that goal…

OH MY GOD

bytomsfluropantaloons:

I see why.

*CHOKE*

dederants:

allyspock:

msaether:

homosociallyyours:

msaether:

mcxi:

msaether:

Fucking! Damian found me the first ever published johnlock smut!!!!! How fucking perfect?!?!

Anything for you, bb. <3

YES! THIS! 

i talked with a TX Sherlockian pal about this book (she was telling me about it) and then last week as I was deleting pictures from my phone I found a photo i took of a footnote in the sherlock canon collection all about this book and basically I LOVE THAT YOU HAVE IT! 

please please if you find a way to share the best bits that would be amazing and perfect. 

or. OH GOD, PLEASE FAN ART SOME SEXY BITS! 

hahaha YES I WILL

I have only flipped through because it’s pretty old and i don’t want to break it but thus far apparently someone had been killed via huge cock

This book probably only has two pages in it.

I’d like to get my hand on a copy, if possible… I’ll have to check my local bookstore.

*SPITS OUT WATER*