Between The Oscars and Top Gear, pizza really did have its moment this week.
I cut these little hearts out of the pepperoni with a small cookie cutter. :-)
Jon Stewart tries to show Bill de Blasio how to eat pizza properly.
I can imagine some golden apple shit going down at Domino’s that night, all the delivery boys arguing about who that’s supposed to be referring to and a huge fight breaking out.
That’s even better cause then you get a ruffed up cute delivery boy who you know is worthy and fought his way to deliver your pizza and prove himself a man
plus you get pizza
last night I ordered pizza from Domino’s online for the first time. I knew about the tracker but when it got to the ‘instructions’ line I wrote ‘draw a gator on the box’ as a joke, thinking they wouldn’t actually do it. but then this happened. I don’t care what anyone says, Domino’s is amazing.
We ordered pizza and this was on the top of the box…
How annoyed would Sherlock be if you showed up and said, “I need you to find my pizza,” though?
That’s what you call Wiggins for.
THE ADVENTURES OF BILL WIGGINS: PIZZA DETECTIVE
why are we so useless in america
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
pizza is the only love triangle i want
all I can think of is
I just realized I’ve inadvertently dressed appropriately for tonight’s TDS Halloween segment.
things will never be the same again
Jon Stewart loves sexy pizza.
MY DAD JUST CAME IN THE FRONT DOOR WITH PIZZA EXCEPT THE SUN WAS SETTING BEHIND HIM SO HE LOOKED LIKE SOME SORT OF HEAVENLY PIZZA DELIVERY MAN