1. inspectahradio
2. reducto1
3. areyoutryingtodeduceme
4. kkatkkrap
5. peppercyanide
6. sekra
7. icarusing
8. sairobee
9. greenparcel
dunno why I felt like doing this all of a sudden. These are some quality people with quality blogs. It gives me the illusion of having one too!! doo de woo! Take away them and I wouldn’t even have a nice personality or artistic skills leftover to keep my blog running. Just saying. /too lazy to link anything
Lawn mowers.
Like it’s fine if you’re mowing your lawn and I don’t run away, but dear god I do get skittish and will freeze at certain points. I have this irrational fear that it’ll run over a rock and it will go flying and kill me (because that can actually happen).
Another irrational fear?
Open water. Particularly at night.
Fucking terrified of being near bodies of water (even small ponds). This is new and I have no idea but I get panic attacks usually.
Here’s a few…
Sitting next to a complete stranger in a public commute and your thighs are touching. AHJLKhs Sorry I can’t handle that.
Another would be trypophobia or the irrational fear of bundles of holes clustered together. SHIT. I am SEVERELY GROSSED OUT AND TERRIFIED OF IT. I’ve once had an episode here on Tumblr when a post was going around about this video about that and wondering if you have that fear. Back then, I didn’t know there was a name to this fear and I watched it. That was the worst mistake that I’ve ever made. I was literally hysterically crying.
omg Radio, we share a phobia: trypophobia. The problem with this phobia is that there are SO MANY THINGS that fit this category as opposed to one specific thing, which you might be able to avoid. But oh no… This one can be anything from pomegranates to gecko feet to honeycombs…. I get bad chills just thinking about it.
I also have a phobia of dropping something where I can’t retrieve it. So like if I’m standing really high above ground, on a bridge, or there’s something like a sewer gutter, I am terrified I will lose something by dropping it down there. I always hold on tightly to whatever object I don’t want to lose. I also fear fall and dying off high places.
Also, technically a fear of toasters because they’re unpredictable bastards that always scare me. So as soon as I push the lever down, I don’t stay in the same room if I can help it. Sometimes I even go so far as to go to a different floor of the house like I expect a bomb to go off.
The list goes on and on, really. :P
DEDUCE ME
DE-DE-DEDUCE ME
INFECT ME WITH YOUR BRILLIANCE
CUT ME WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES
TAKE ME
TA-TA-TAKE ME
WANNA BE YOUR FLATMATE
READY FOR SOME ACTION
YOU’RE A CONSULTING DETECTIVE
AND YOU’RE OH SO ATTRACTIVE
YOU SENT A TEXT MY WAY AND HEY
WAIT I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY
I was wondering why the hell this was being reblogged again, until I saw the added lyrics. Oh lord. Good, good.
Radio, after spending hours in my… lab… I have finally found a solution to my wink problem.
And I.. you know… put the Vaseline in there for… reasons._____
Just so you know, I almost choked on my food right now. That is one MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII WINK YOU GOT THERE, BBY
(OMG and you know what? Because I am so blind, I thought it actually said cheeseburger on that Vaseline. Very Tony indeed)
Holy crap. I totally thought it said cheeseburger, too.
#All of themWhat… what am I rebloging???
Oh god I can’t breathe
Radio, I still can’t believe this meme is how I found your blog.
The best thing about Tumblr is you can think “I wonder if Daniel Handler-lyriced song Radio as performed by One Ring Zero is anywhere around?” And then, 30 seconds later, post it for the world.
One Ring Zero - Radio
Lyrics by Daniel Handler (aka Lemony Snicket)If I had a radio for every time you loved me so, I wouldn't have a radio at all.
escape-artist replied to your post: That sad moment when you realized you were…
Radio! Go to sleep!
NO YOU CAN’T MAKE ME
hay pal
HEY BUDDY LET’S TALK ABOUT GUYS AND DO EACH OTHER’S NAILS
Oh god. Radio, that picture of Sam has now become my head canon for you.
bedtime, head canon, radiolocked, this cracked me up, what am I doing, not to butt in on the conversation, feel free to ignore me.
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY FACE YOU POOP
NO SILLY. YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL.
Radio! Go to sleep!
NO YOU CAN’T MAKE ME
hay pal
HEY BUDDY LET’S TALK ABOUT GUYS AND DO EACH OTHER’S NAILS
Oh god. Radio, that picture of Sam has now become my head canon for you.
